![Kinder Surprise
Prohibition on sale or import into the United States
The 1938 Federal Food, Drug, and Cosmetic Act contains a section highlighting that a confectionery product with a non-nutritive object, partially or totally imbedded within it, cannot be sold within the United States, unless the FDA issues a regulation that the non-nutritive object has functional value.[11] Essentially, the 1938 Act bans “the sale of any candy that has imbedded in it a toy or trinket.”[12]
In 2012 the FDA re-issued their import alert stating “The imbedded non-nutritive objects in these confectionery products may pose a public health risk as the consumer may unknowingly choke on the object.”[13]
lololol Wikipedia is one of the funniest websites out there because reality is hilarious, especially in the United States of America lol](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbxwuhcfC11r4nv86o1_500.jpg)
- Give her a state funeral because a lot of people will want to pay their last respects. And a lot more people will want proof that she’s really dead.
- That would be the first time the 21 gun salute shoots the coffin
- For £ 3,000,000 they can give everyone in Scotland a shovel and we would dig a hole so deep, that you can hand her over to Satan personally.
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Ted Leo has a beautiful beautiful voice, Filipino dude facing me must be listening to some funny podcast, that kind of smile on his face, black girl to my right must be texting her boy, that kind of smile on her face, white kid to my left listening to heavy metal, got nothing to do with his smile it’s just so loud I can hear it.
I don’t know what the fuck he’s smiling about.
Toddlers sometimes refer to trains as tootoo
Kinder Surprise
Prohibition on sale or import into the United States
The 1938 Federal Food, Drug, and Cosmetic Act contains a section highlighting that a confectionery product with a non-nutritive object, partially or totally imbedded within it, cannot be sold within the United States, unless the FDA issues a regulation that the non-nutritive object has functional value.[11] Essentially, the 1938 Act bans “the sale of any candy that has imbedded in it a toy or trinket.”[12]
In 2012 the FDA re-issued their import alert stating “The imbedded non-nutritive objects in these confectionery products may pose a public health risk as the consumer may unknowingly choke on the object.”[13]
lololol Wikipedia is one of the funniest websites out there because reality is hilarious, especially in the United States of America lol
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i have no idea what dialectic means
i’m slowly inventing the best dessert ever (still in brainstorming phase)
is there a word for when a man who loves sleeping a lot a lot falls asleep knowing that he won’t get as much sleep as he would’ve liked?
Beautiful beautiful morning
Beautiful beautiful music
Beautiful beautiful you
So I haven’t been reading newspapers for about 4 months now. I do out of curiosity or out of not being able to avoid it, sometimes glance at the headlines, and so even though I’m not in the light of exactly how Rob Ford fucked up or the specifics of the financial and political turmoil of mediterranean Europe, I am still aware that Rob Ford is a dick and bankers are thieves. Also I am still aware that political parties are one of my most hated things. But today, and for the first time in 4 months I leafed through the free metro on the subway as I used to, from back to front. And this is what I learnt from the paper today:
The horoscope still doesn’t get it remotely right, I had to read 6 signs to find one that somehow described my day.
An article providing tips on finding a job reached the conclusion that in order to find a job you should both amazing and flawless.
In the automotive section the regular columnist in claiming that parking meters are a window to a driver’s soul, provides us in his column with a window into his sad suicidal soul.
A dickhead who has an opinion on anything and everything and a regular column entitled Just Sayin, makes me feel like shit because for the most part I agree with what he has to say about the Panda loan to the Toronto zoo.
And when I reached the news section, I saw the picture of a candidate for the Liberal party’s leadership, I’ve remarked before that this man looks an awful lot like the fascist Bachir Gemayel, and I made the right choice of chugging the paper in the recycling bin at that point.
So I haven’t been reading newspapers for about 4 months now. I do out of curiosity or out of not being able to avoid it, sometimes glance at the headlines, and so even though I’m not in the light of exactly how Rob Ford fucked up or the specifics of the financial and political turmoil of mediterranean Europe, I am still aware that Rob Ford is a dick and bankers are thieves. Also I am still aware that political parties are one of my most hated things. But today, and for the first time in 4 months I leafed through the free metro on the subway as I used to, from back to front. And this is what I learnt from the paper today:
The horoscope still doesn’t get it remotely right, I had to read 6 signs to find one that somehow described my day.
An article providing tips on finding a job reached the conclusion that in order to find a job you should both amazing and flawless.
In the automotive section the regular columnist in claiming that parking meters are a window to a driver’s soul, provides us in his column with a window into his sad suicidal soul.
A dickhead who has an opinion on anything and everything and a regular column entitled Just Sayin, makes me feel like shit because for the most part I agree with what he has to say about the Panda loan to the Toronto zoo.
And when I reached the news section, I saw the picture of a candidate for his party’s leadership, I’ve remarked before that this man looks an awful lot like the fascist Bachir Gemayel, and I made the right choice of chugging the paper in the recycling bin at that point.
